Top 10 ways surfers can become “Captain Planet”

10. Fight deforestation and boycott toilet paper.
9. Get a kite-powered moped—petrol-guzzling pickups are for Arizona road-ragers.
8. Don’t ask people to stop tossing their butts… Scream “Stop sucking darts!” while you choke slam them.
7. Lace your All-Bran with Kona coffee and hang for 10 extra minutes to avoid mid-session morning unzips.
6. Tell the Oceanside tow-in crew you’ll take a raincheck when it’s 4.5 feet.
5. Save biomass and drink the “Silver Bullet” – the cans look thinner.
4. Make grocery bag windbreakers the next big thing.
3. Puke in the toilet and not the sink—industrial cleaners down the drain are no bueno for Mother Nature.
2. Get the Clapper…to conserve energy, that is.
1. Finally accept Al Gore’s friend request on MySpace.