Top 10 Tall Tales NOT to believe next time you’re bar-hopping in SoCal

10. I actually chose my Miata instead of a Porsche.
9. Last time I surfed BIG Pipe I totally snaked Slater.
8. Spielberg said we start filming any day now.
7. I was supposed to ride for Quik, but I told ‘em I was over it.
6. I run a hedge fund in O.B. My office is right above Sunshine Company.
5. So then I said, “Clooney, seriously man, get over yourself.”
4. You know that blonde at Cheetah’s? We’re pretty much going out.
3. I went up and told him, “Laird, you’re just not that core.”
2. Dude I can hook you up with the sickest no money down mortgage.
1. Just spooning, I swear.