Top 10 Signs Your Trip To Mex Has Taken A Turn For The Worse

10.    You get Montezuma’s Revenge before you even cross the border.
9. You spot your girlfriend at a discoteca -- only she’s with the “Girls Gone Wild” guy.
8. Officials mistake you for Dog the Bounty Hunter.
7. You get real drunk and end up hanging with K-Fed.
6. The dude on the other side of the jail cell keeps calling you “purty thang.”
5. The same guy in the cell asks if you like “that scene” in Deliverance.
4. You choose Taco Bell instead of that stand on the corner.
3. You’re trying to bribe the federales with a Linkin Park CD.
2. You discover an Adam’s Apple on the “hottie” you made out with all night.
1. A drug dog is humping your leg.