Top 10 Signs You Might NOT Be Soul

10.Your board stickers remind people of NASCAR.
9.You get the bro-deal at a tanning salon.
8.You tell a shop owner you’re looking for a board that’s “big and red.”
7.   You always carry hair gel, “just in case…”
6.   You’re spewing obscenities after losing your puka shells.
5.You’re saving up for another barbed wire tat.
4.You’re on a surf team that includes Carmen Electra and Bow Wow.
3.You drop the phrase “Big Wednesday” like a dollar at Dirty Dan’s.
2.   You’ve had frosted tips for so long that people think they’re natural.
1.   Someone scratches your candy apple H2 and you call them a “little cuss.”