Top 10 Signs You’re addicted to Energy Drinks

10. You can guestimate your vitamin B6 levels within 5%.
9. You cruise through School Zones at a mellow 65 mph.
8. You can spell PHENYLALANINE off the top of your head.
7. You read the new Harry Potter book in a single sitting.
6. You felt kinda toasty while trunking it in Nova Scotia.
5. You fire up an old Slayer Cassette before bed.
4. You’re pretty sure Taurine is its own food group.
3. You blame your violent outbursts on the Atkins diet.
2. Can’t think… out of Red Bull… skip to number 1.
1. Lindsay Lohan is planning your intervention.