Top 10 Signs you’ve been eating toxic lead paint chips

10.You recently bought Rush Limbaugh’s Greatest Hits on eBay.
9. Your boss is the guy everyone calls to know where Burning Man is.
8. You pack Cope Long Cut in your upper lip.
7. Your new girlfriend was “sort of a regular” on Jerry Springer.
6. You ask Mike Vick to look after your lab for the weekend.
5. You saved W’s last State of the Union on your iPod.    
4. You watch Faces of Death…just to get all fired up.
3. You were bummed that Superbad “wasn’t that funny.”
2. No number 2…writer ate too much Taco Bell.
1. You were moved when OJ vowed to find the real killer.